I won’t insult you and pretend you’re not well acquainted with Junior Barsity’s Jewelya Roberts, Smooth Slice Da Triggaman, and Rinkydink Crumplehorn, because obviously you know everything there is to about gimmicky white-boy rap. “Bounce House” is already your middle school yearbook quote, and you’re in the middle of working on your Jean-Ralphio parody tribute…Anyway, my point is:
Yeah, that.
