This week’s Archer featured the long awaited return of Conway Stern, or whatever his name is. There’s also the matter of a revenge rampage…
Archer has you covered for “burn” burns and “burn” burn comebacks.
Your new favorite wager.
Your new favorite “mom” comeback.
For the next time you encounter a major dickhole.
When you’re interacting with military personnel.
If you’re looking to really piss off a woman who’s recently given birth.
When you’ve given a fake name that’s actually your real name.
And for when you’re in real bad shape but still want to make a Star Wars reference.
Bonus GIFs! Because Ray is the best at smoking.
And Krieger built next holiday season’s top selling item. Mr. Bearjangles!
And of course, that epic revenge rampage…