Parents of students at Monessen Middle School in Pennsylvania are a little upset this week after at least five students reportedly received word puzzles based on the erotic book and film series Fifty Shades of Grey. According to WTAE news, the puzzles were filled with “graphic words” that were so bad that they couldn’t be said on a live news report; however, the reporter was able to say that “leather cuffs” and “bondage” were among them. So that should give you an idea of just how naughty these puzzles might have been.
When parents demanded to know how this could have happened and who was responsible for their children receiving such elicit material, administrators cited “personnel issues” and gave them the old “ongoing investigation” runaround. Perhaps a valid follow-up question would then be – who the hell makes and sells Fifty Shades of Grey word puzzles? And are they penis-shaped? I bet they are. But then I guess we should stick to finding out the important stuff first.