When it comes to cameos, Donald Trump is king (unless he doesn’t make the final cut). But what if an entire film was all about the Republican presidential nominee? Twitter has imagined numerous possibilities with viral hashtags in recent past, and since Trump’s race to the White House won’t end until November, there’s plenty more where that came from. Like #TrumpRomCom, with which supporters and trolls alike have been imagining what a romantic comedy featuring, or about, the Donald might look like. And just in case you’re wondering … Yes, they’re all horrifying.
Yet here we are, rifling through some of the best (and worst) contributions to National Lampoon’s weekly Hashtag Zoo. Why? Because there’s plenty to criticize Trump about, but the New York real estate mogul’s ridiculous relationship history stands out above the rest. Not so much because it’s important (because it isn’t, really), but due to Trump’s incessant need to criticize Hillary Clinton over her husband’s marital infidelities.
Hence why we’ve collected some of our favorite #TrumpRomCom gags. They’re all pretty good, and many are obvious enough to garner duplicates from similar mindsets, though Donald J. Drumpf’s twist on Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead (from Ivanka’s own Instagram) stands out above the rest:
#TrumpRomCom Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad pic.twitter.com/N1DziCwEIA
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) September 7, 2016
Not the rest aren’t just as brilliant:
https://twitter.com/SheWhoVotes/status/773558321408114688
"How to Lose An Election in 10 Days" #TrumpRomCom pic.twitter.com/txDljwUr3W
— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) September 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/TrevDon/status/773560353829560320
https://twitter.com/ErinRHazel/status/773565057791725569
When Harry Deported Sally #TrumpRomCom
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) September 7, 2016
I know exactly What Women Want, believe me. #TrumpRomCom
— Sir Mike S'alott (@SirMikeSaLott) September 7, 2016
Not to mention terrifying as well.
https://twitter.com/nhdogmom/status/773565474068103169
https://twitter.com/rmayemsinger/status/773546620889686016
Looking for an African-American Friend for the End of the World #TrumpRomCom
— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈⬛ (@SadlyCatless) September 7, 2016
#TrumpRomCom you've not got mail due to the emails deleted. please like and subscribe
— ‘vrunt’ (@vrunt) September 7, 2016
Deporting the Maid in Manhattan. #TrumpRomCom
— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) September 7, 2016
There's Something About Vladimir #TrumpRomCom
— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) September 7, 2016
Pretty in Putin #TrumpRomCom
— Amy (@bunnyhugger75) September 7, 2016
Loud, Actually #TrumpRomCom
— Lisa Lemon (@mseric) September 7, 2016
Sweet Home BlameObama #TrumpRomCom
— Justin Staggs Ⓥ (@Staggfilms) September 7, 2016
The Princess Bribe #TrumpRomCom
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) September 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/KeshaTedder/status/773537814403219460
While You Were Tweeting #TrumpRomCom
— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) September 7, 2016
No Coming To America #TrumpRomCom
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) September 7, 2016
Sexist and the City #TrumpRomCom
— Spider-Lou 🕸️↙️ (@spiderlou2099) September 7, 2016