That Donald Trump, what a swell guy. He gave model Chrissy Teigen, who turned 30 years old on Monday, exactly what she wanted for her birthday: Some guy on Twitter calling her a “trashy gutter mouth woman.”
On Sunday, everyone’s favorite SNL host, Trump, tweeted: “Will be meeting on Monday at Trump Tower with a large group of African American Pastors. Many I know-wonderful people! Not a press event.” To which the Lip Sync Battle hypewoman responded: “so don’t tweet about it you twat.”
It’s one thing when we, with our 539 followers, call Trump a twat. It’s another when it comes from a model with more than one million followers. Teigen’s mentions immediately blew up — “I think I would have hit two million follows this week if I didn’t have to manually block 800,000,” she tweeted, followed by: “My timeline is hysterical right now. Pure patriots devastation,” though that’s hilarious for unrelated reasons.
Then came Trump’s thoughtful birthday gift.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/671353414282903552
People with Statue of Liberty avatars have the finest taste of all, followed by egg avatars. They’re the Chrissy Teigen/John Legend of Twitter.