.@KellyannePolls: “What’s the conclusion? Collusion? No, we don’t have that yet.” #Hannity pic.twitter.com/hWLQ9WPpc3
— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 13, 2017
The Donald Trump Jr. scandal still rages with questions surrounding whether the president knew about his son’s smoking-gun emails. Don Jr. released the messages in an effort at “transparency,” but he mostly revealed his own intent to collude with Russia (by showing interest in dirt on Hillary Clinton). This has reportedly caused much White House chaos, but Kellyanne Conway’s pretending that everything is fine. In fact, she visited with Fox News’ Sean Hannity to wave a few visual aids (“to help all the people at home”) while arguing that no collusion is happening.
The paper did nothing to prove any point, of course. Conway simply held up “Conclusion? Collusion” and “Illusion Delusion” signs with the “Collusion” crossed out. She asserted that the second sign was what was truly happening and chirped about “fun with words.” In the below clip, she praised Don Jr. (who has admitted that he wished he’d done things slightly differently) for dropping these emails in the first place: “How refreshing to have somebody take responsibility, be transparent and earnest.” For some reason, she also bashed Hillary Clinton for losing Michigan in the election.
.@KellyannePolls on @DonaldJTrumpJr: “How refreshing to have somebody take responsibility, be transparent and earnest.” #Hannity pic.twitter.com/g1EuWWc3TO
— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 13, 2017
The Internet, of course, had already begun to have fun with Kellyanne’s signs.
https://twitter.com/MaximeBourdeau/status/885347096743731200
Oh Kellyanne Conway… what a rookie move.
You left Alternative Paper up there!
It's OK, we'll learn ya.#ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/48LadFhPiH— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) July 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/McLeemz/status/885337276821188609
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/885337399122960385
Kellyanne Conway has gone full troll demanding you solve her riddle. pic.twitter.com/YkIIxTBDp2
— @benjaminjs.bsky.social (@BenjaminJS) July 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/scottinthe503/status/885345482511310848
https://twitter.com/MikeTheAverage/status/885348861698592768
wow @KellyannePolls big of you pic.twitter.com/9roE0LCg12
— Emmy Bengtson (@EmmyA2) July 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/SarahLerner/status/885337729671626752
I think Kellyanne Conway is trying to tell us something. pic.twitter.com/u4ydrOdFcz
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) July 13, 2017
— Explaining Sapiens (@XplningSapiens) July 13, 2017
The pee tape jokes will never stop, right? Whether or not that monstrosity ever surfaces, people will never stop laughing.