
It’s hardly a little known fact that Mike Huckabee is bad at Twitter. Like, really, really terrible. Whether he’s making up bizarre rhymes to slam Hillary Clinton or using a super poorly worded dog abuse analogy to lampoon Bernie Sanders, the former Arkansas Governor manages to tweet jokes with all of the tact of a corny dad only coming from your racist, homophobic, slightly senile grandpa. It’s almost kind of impressive.
It only makes sense that the self-proclaimed evangelical Huckabee is paying very close attention to the Senate confirmation hearings of the ultra right-wing, pro-life, conservative Supreme Court justice nominee Neil Gorsuch this week, and — oh, you better believe the Huckster is bringing his A-game.
Leahy at Gorsuch hearing is more effective than Ambien in inducing sleep; He makes Hillary look like a candidate for Dancing w/ the Stars!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 21, 2017
Breaking News! Jimmy Dean Sausage Co will be renamed GORSUCH SAUSAGE because he's grinding up some Democrat Senators into PURE PORK SAUSAGE!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 21, 2017
Watching Foghorn Leghorn cartoons on TV…NO WAIT-it's just Senators at Gorsuch hearing making Foghorn look smart. https://t.co/uKRtYVMhjs
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 21, 2017
What the heck? What does sausage even have to do with anything? While all three of Huckabee’s tweets are eyebrow-raising, for sure, it was his Jimmy Dean tweet that provoked the most ridicule on Twitter. Many even took the “sausage” remark as an opportunity to once again point out his son David’s history with animal abuse.
Couple questions:
1. What?
2. Do you mean "pork" legislatively? If so:
3. What?
4. Why drag Jimmy Dean into this?
5. Are you okay, overall? https://t.co/Vp1IOMkEvB— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/844244511068835840
Only Huckabee could pull off the fabled Triple Sausage Self-Piss. https://t.co/UhRaNAttlI
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 21, 2017
BREAKING: God holding a press conference in which he distances himself from Mike Huckabee. pic.twitter.com/nJZCvWJuA2
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) March 21, 2017
Why did you say sausage 3 times? Jesus.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) March 21, 2017
Jimmy Dean be like No Mike Huckabee we do not use your sons dogs in our sausage
— the myth 2017 (@themyth2017) March 21, 2017
Mike Huckabee should be forced to perform a drop-in set at any comedy club in America and bomb live as badly as his Twitter jokes deserve.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 21, 2017
Not even a partisan issue at this point. Mike Huckabee is the worst trash talker in U.S. history. pic.twitter.com/K2RbAufshO
— Peter Hartlaub (@peterhartlaub) March 21, 2017
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) March 21, 2017
mike huckabee's tweets are the writings of a fucking crazy person pic.twitter.com/UBjPih72i6
— mark (@cramblin_duvet_) March 21, 2017
I imagine when he isn't tweeting Mike Huckabee drinks theater butter from a chalice and posts glowing reviews of Paul Blart movies.
— Mouth Of The South (End) TBG (@ThatBoysGood) March 21, 2017
Mike Huckabee shouldn't quit his day job, which is … what, exactly? Being an unfunny hypocritical sanctimonious faux-religious shithead?
— Jeff Tiedrich [retired account — see bio] (@jefftiedrich) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/844244243266895875
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Mike Huckabee's son thought it was a dog and wanted to torture it to death— bornmiserable.bsky.social (@bornmiserable) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/faithchoyce/status/844258992213770240
https://twitter.com/arcminty/status/844261731257896960
Huckabee doesn’t care if you don’t “get” his jokes, though, as he made sure to remind Twitter on Monday evening — likely full aware of the fire tweets he had fired up and coming our way:
I Tweet for my amusement and your amazement. To haters trolls and humorless people-you really shouldn't follow me. It's way over your head!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 21, 2017
$50 says Mike Huckabee has a box of rejected spec scripts that he wrote for Blossom and Wings in the 90's. https://t.co/aKn7qEWyLs
— GordonBenét Ramsey (@ChrisHemsrhoid) March 21, 2017
If you weren’t cut out for Blossom… Well, take the hint, my friend.