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Ted Cruz Either Just Swallowed His Own Tooth Or A Meaty Booger At The Fox News Debate

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At Thursday evening’s Fox News GOP debate, many serious issues of policy arose for a thorough hashing out. This is not where we will discuss those important subjects, but let’s address a truly pressing matter.

What the hell was going on with Ted Cruz‘s mouth?

He was dropping his usual rhetoric and posing like the voice of reason while Donald Trump told the world about his penis size and went toe-to-toe with Megyn Kelly. Cruz aimed to pick up some points with voters by staying relatively calm, but there was one major issue — his mouth.

Even as Cruz tried to sound “moderate” without angering anyone, his actual mouth betrayed him. There was something flopping around that possibly looked like a tooth. Rubio recently suffered a crumbly chomper, so it’s certainly possible that Cruz could suffer the same indignity. Or … was Cruz swallowing a booger? Did he lie so hard that his tooth really fell out?

Check out the evidence.

Gives you the heebie jeebies, doesn’t it? Embrace the pain, for a closer look is certainly warranted to figure out the answer.

Twitter has theories about this horror, which may or may not have anything to do with Ted Cruz’s rumored Zodiac Killer identity.

Booger, tooth, piece of corn, or something else?

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