Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is probably one of those guys that schedules big events in January. Because his team blows, see. But for his 33rd birthday party in Miami earlier this week, Chad managed to run into someone with a lot fewer holes in his schedule–one William Jefferson Clinton.
Of course Bill Clinton showed up at Chad’s birthday party. Clinton, for the record, is 64, and probably gets a Creepy Old Dude At The Club pass for being a former head of state. And since he has been out of office for more than ten years, he finally is rid of his Secret Service detail. That’s a relief; those guys are the biggest cockblockers.
