Icon Entertainment has announced the existence of a new Seltzer-Friedberg movie (“The Biggest Movie of All Time 3-D”), and not a moment too soon. I’m not sure how much longer I could’ve gone without seeing a Spike TV actor dressed like Snooki slip on a banana peel and fart. Icon plans to sell distribution rights at Cannes, where I like to imagine them discussing the relative merits of Donald Trump with a bowl of spaghetti on his head over beluga caviar and magnums of Dom. “Ahh yezz, my friend, but are you not forgeteen about zee farts?”
Meanwhile, the Variety article treats the project with the perfect use of Sarcastiquotes:
Yes, ‘movie’ indeed. It just goes to show, Osama may be dead, but Al-Qaeda’s still recruiting.