NOT A JOKE: ‘TERROR AT BLOOD FART LAKE’

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09.30.09 63 Comments

Today’s forgotten classic is Terror at Blood Fart Lake, which claims to have been released on DVD just this year.  Which perhaps makes calling it “forgotten” a little premature, but… let’s just say I have a feeling.  Aside from the awesome title, it appears to be some kind of b-movie, possible soft-core porno.  My Google Image Search turned up a topless girl and what appeared to be the same girl getting peed on, but it also turned up this, so who knows.

When a group of college kids head off to their friend’s cabin for a little high octane sex weekend they will get more than they bargained for in the form of the evil Scarecrow killer, Jimmy Van Brunt! Seems like no body is safe at spooky cabins in the woods by the lake these days. Experience characters that make you want to howl with laughter and constipation! Witness deaths the likes of which you have never seen before! One part Friday the 13th, One part Ernest Goes To Camp and 3 parts Cream Cheese, wonder aloud who will be still be alive by the end of this Terror At Blood Fart Lake?!

It stars someone named “Teen Ape”, who also toplined Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!, both from writer/director Chris Seaver, whose alternate name, according to IMDB, is “Jock De Queaf.”  Seaver/De Queaf, you may remember, also helmed such films as Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce, and Anal Paprika 3: Menage-a-Death.  Needless to say, these discoveries have left me feeling like for the last half hour I’ve passed through the looking glass, only instead of meeting animated playing cards and animals who can talk, I’ve been stuck with a burly guy wearing a leather mask with a zipper for the mouth, who just sits there cleaning his fingernails with a buck knife.  You can watch the ‘trailer’ for Terror at Blood Fart Lake after the jump, but I sincerely recommend that you don’t, unless you’re looking for the perfect example of “weird, and not in a good way.”

[via Amazon, hat tip: TheShiznit

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