I hope that Darren Aronofsky’s Twitter feed isn’t the first thing that you check when you wake up in the morning, because this picture is worse than anything you’ve rolled over next to since college. Despite the fact that the lovable Mark Margolis has been listed on the cast of Aronofsky’s epic Noah as Samyaza, the director Tweeted this picture of Nick Nolte with the news that he has just been added to the film’s cast in that role.
Obviously, things happen and sometimes an actor is replaced in the middle of filming a movie because of a conflict of schedules or disagreements with the direction of the film. In Margolis’s case, let’s hope he left so he could focus on reprising his role as Tio Salamanca for Better Call Saul. Otherwise, your guess is as good as mine.
As for Nolte and that grotesque image above, remember this?
Parents, use these images to teach your kids why it’s important to take their vitamins. Oh, and to not drink a gallon of bourbon every morning.