So, in case you hadn’t heard, 2016 broke global temperature records. This is the third year in a row, which more or less has shifted the issue from “Hey, let’s argue about it some more” to “Uh, we’re going to be knee-deep in dead polar bears and the world will starve if we don’t get off our butts.”
The overall news is pretty grim, although scientists agree 2017 will cool off a bit. But, as climate experts from NOAA to NASA point out to the New York Times, three years in a row marks a trend that we’ll need to reverse if we want to have any hope of surviving, let alone thriving, in the future.
Yes, it is a massive bummer. Fortunately, the internet is here to save the day with a load of gallows humor:
— Doug Gimmedome (@AWildJByrd) January 18, 2017
https://twitter.com/JSteinbeck1939/status/821754763620614144
https://twitter.com/ARFueller89/status/821747363802939398
https://twitter.com/iampatlee/status/821759056444588032
Oh, finally some good news in 2017. https://t.co/BJMcv8neSY
— Don The Con (@LyinDonTheCon) January 18, 2017
Oh, thank God. We really need a reset. https://t.co/2ibDQnEylk
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) January 18, 2017
One thing that came up often was Trump’s take on climate change.
Oh those Chinese pranksters!#grabyourwallet
— AccountabilityB4Unity😷 (@TitaniumGirl16) January 18, 2017
https://twitter.com/TouchlineDC/status/821757075160186880
https://twitter.com/delrayser/status/821755746497032192
And, of course, hopeful ignorance and complaints about fake news:
is that bad https://t.co/TpuPmPkyHi
— David Sims (@davidlsims) January 18, 2017
https://twitter.com/Jacquibr/status/821764383005143041
But at least there were some constructive solutions:
https://twitter.com/trockdirty/status/821757771318116352
https://twitter.com/alextumay/status/821758167398883328
So, to conclude: If nothing else, when we’re all forced to live on artificial islands and have crickets as our primary source of protein, at least we’ll be able to laugh about it, right?
(via The New York Times)