Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows…and not a single toasted oat in sight. Last October, Lucky Charms got everyone’s hopes up when they announced a contest to win one of 10 boxes of all-marshmallow cereal. Ten boxes! You’d need the luck of a hundred cartoon leprechauns to win that! First we were given our childhood dreams and then they were cruelly torn right from our heaving chests! The humanity.
Wait just a minute, though, because it turns out we were all chumps — the stuff’s been available on Amazon since at least June 2015, and an inside source (read: the author) tells us they’ve been on the shelves of a popular Shipshewana, Indiana Amish bulk goods store for at least the past 10 years.