Today is the day gluttonous late-risers have been looking forward to for weeks, nay, years, nay, their entire life: McDonald’s all-day breakfast menu is here. That’s right, even if you wake up at 3 p.m. after an all-night bender of Big Macs and other salty crap, you can head back to McD’s, and still get a Sausage Biscuit or Hotcakes or Egg McMuffin. Steve Buscemi is thrilled.
We knew that the menu would be trimmed down, like how some franchises will serve either McMuffins or biscuit sandwiches, but not both, which seems a little silly. And that McGriddles won’t be offered anywhere, which is simply ridiculous. That’s like a band going on tour, but not inviting the lead singer.
@AtCommonTable @walkyourcamera Look at this map. Then look at Virginia. Outrageous. http://t.co/Fo4zEsLcAz pic.twitter.com/SiWN2TB9R0
— John Edwin Mason (@johnedwinmason) October 6, 2015
That’s it, I’m moving to North Carolina.
Here’s the menu, with items varying “by location.”
What is this sorcery? Why is the Hash Brown, one of the few things at McDonald’s you can always rely on, pictured below Fruit and Maple Oatmeal? Well, that’s because, according to Business Insider, “Hash browns will [ONLY] be available at 90 percent of McDonald’s restaurants as part of the all-day breakfast menu.” I am furious, and hungry, and a little gassy, but mostly furious.
Hash browns are cooked in the same vats as the fries, so “some stores will need to remain fry-only once breakfast hours are over,” reports BuzzFeed (that’s some Pulitzer Prize journalism). Don’t tell that to these people.
@McDonalds but you can't do hash browns? Seriously? Lame.
— James Tanner (@LotsaLard) October 6, 2015
.@McDonalds to customers complaining that all-day hashbrowns won't be available in 10% of their restaurants:
¯_(ツ)_/¯— SuperElite Ruby (@bleu_ruby) October 6, 2015
What do you mean they're not doing hash browns on the all day breakfast. That's literally the only thing of theirs I'll eat
— 🦇 (@meatl0aff) October 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/JosselynLoveee/status/651398770962362369
https://twitter.com/yunglame/status/651190576885338112
Don't even care about McDonald's breakfast being served all day because they aren't selling hash browns all day😒
— meaux✨ (@adoseofmeaux) October 6, 2015
All day breakfast doesn't include hashbrowns!?!?! @McDonalds what's the point then?? #disappointed
— Callie Elizabeth (@misscalliebarry) October 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/brookesulerzysk/status/651365361158344704
https://twitter.com/stephenmozier/status/651353586618732544
@McDonalds No hash browns? You disappoint me
— Brendan (84weber) (@Brendank022K) October 6, 2015
All-day breakfast now at McDonald's, but not hash browns? But…that's like the only reason I would eat breakfast there.
— Mogsy (@MMOGC) October 6, 2015
Is it true @McDonalds is taking the hash browns off the #alldaybreakfast menu? That's like taking sex off the Netflix and chill menu.
— Michael Boulerice 🏂 (@Therealkfm) October 6, 2015
And don’t get me started on the lack of McGriddles.
(Via Business Insider)