I mean no disrespect to other movies that are in production. I am very excited about John Wick 3 and it’s ever-growing cast that now features Halle Berry and at least two more dogs. I can’t wait to see the follow-up to Infinity War, for a bunch of reasons, but mostly because I need to know if my large muscular space son Drax is okay. There are multiple Fast & Furious and Fast & Furious-adjacent movies on the horizon, one of which is a spinoff starring The Rock and Jason Statham that is so powerful it almost tore the franchise in two. I want all of these in my eyes and brain at once. But right now, today, on paper, Red Notice is the only movie that matters to me.
Part of the reason Red Notice is so exciting is that we know so little about it. There’s a good reason for that: The movie is still in pre-production and does not come out until 2020. But let’s check in with what we do know, because there are some words in here I can’t wait to paste into this text box. First, from the Hollywood Reporter:
Rawson Marshall Thurber, who directed [Dwayne “The Rock”] Johnson in Central Intelligence and the upcoming Skyscraper, is behind the movie that will see the actor star as an Interpol agent who is after the most wanted art thief in the world.
The Rock is chasing the most wanted art thief in the world. We can work with this. But let’s keep going. From Deadline:
The film’s logline is being kept under wraps, but it is described as a globe-trotting, action-comedy, heist thriller designed as a three-hander between Johnson, [Gal] Gadot and another male star who’ll soon be set. Gadot plays a brilliant and mysterious figure in the art world.
The Rock and Gal Gadot are starring in a heist movie. I have four thoughts about this, maybe five. Definitely five.
Thought number one: If we assume Gal Gadot is playing the art thief, then this reads like a kind of gender-swapped Thomas Crown Affair, with The Rock as Rene Russo and Gal Gadot as Pierce Brosnan. And if we assume Gal Gadot’s “brilliant and mysterious” art world figure is brought in to assist The Rock in tracking the as-yet-uncast thief, then it’s like The Thomas Crown Affair but with The Rock as Denis Leary and Gal Gadot as Rene Russo. I know the style and tone will be much different, in part because The Rock and Gadot are A-list action stars and in part because it’s described as an action-comedy in that blockquote, but I really wanted to type “with The Rock as Rene Russo.”
Thought number two: This will be the second heist movie that The Rock and Gal Gadot have made together, with the first being Fast Five. Fast Five was a heist movie. It was easy to get distracted by the speeding neon cars and the manhunt aspect of it all, but the climax of the movie featured an elaborate plan to steal a safe filled with millions of dollars that Ludacris figured out how to crack using a handprint the bad guy left on Gal Gadot’s bathing suit. That’s a heist.