Katy Perry’s emoji nightmare of a halftime show performance wasn’t the only thing people will remember about Super Bowl XLIX in 20 years, but it was the only moment to involve dancing sharks, so it’s the most important. And one of those rhythmic Jaws used his high-profile gig as a pick-up line on Tinder days before anyone was impressed by “I am the shark.”
Please let him be the shark that didn’t know the dance, please let him be the shark that didn’t know the dance, please let him be the shark that didn’t know the dance, please…
