During the dark days of America’s history, all of 2011, Dayglo muppets LMFAO had a pair of No. 1 hits. I will not name them because they will get stuck in your head, and ain’t nobody got time for that (I think that meme was popular at the same time as LMFAO). Redfoo and Sky Blu went their separate ways in 2012, although Wikipedia optimistically claims they’re “on hiatus.” But the LMFAO party is over, at least until some brand-focused beer company pays them a keg-load of money to PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT (dammit).
Rolling Stone caught up with one-man Entourage, Redfoo, who’s “still here, bitch.” Oh phew, I thought he was there, bitch. Anyway, the profile begins with Redfoo’s perfect night of partying.
The crew that’s assembling in the living room needs to be majority female, by a ratio of at least two-to-one. “Four-to-one is just incredible,” he continues. “That really is fun: We call that a ‘fellatio ratio.’ Me and my partner from LMFAO coined that. There’s some other rules that we got from the LMFAO days, but we’ll save that until we get into the club.”
Teach me more of your wisdom, Mr. Berry Gordy’s son.
“Hot girls can come in if we have room,” he says. “That’s usually a plus because they can mingle and stuff. If it’s a dude, that’s a really tricky situation. The key is that he’s gotta bring at least two nachos. Do you know what nachos are? Nachos are girls who are not yours. You can’t bring your mom and your girlfriend.”
Andrew W.K. makes partying seem fun; Redfoo’s parties sound depressing and hollow. At the end of the article, he says, “This (party) can go ’til, like, 4 or 5 a.m. You don’t want to get too ridiculous on the weekdays.” You don’t have to go home, but you can’t party rock here.
(Via Rolling Stone)
