Let’s Watch These Bears Get So Hype When They Start Fighting Over A Fish

Let’s just get this out of the way right now: Bears are awesome. They’re basically an id for everything humans want to be, and they can be that unapologetically. They lay around, eat whatever they want, play and frolic, make giant messes of everything, and generally don’t care what anyone thinks about them. Oh, and they have that whole hibernation thing. If they had a Netflix account, the amount of jealousy we’d have for bears would be off the charts.

So anytime bears do anything, it’s worth a notice. Especially from the sports side of things. These are majestic, powerful animals capable of doing spectacular things. And they like to eat fish. And they’re not exactly big fans of when other peeps try to step in the way of their fish-eating adventures.

Let’s score the brawl, shall we?

The bear on the left is getting a little too close to bear on the right, and starts stepping in his territory. The Right Bear absolutely obliterates him, getting in a couple small shots before landing a full-on haymaker. By the time the Left Bear starts to flail around and try to establish position, it’s too late. The Right Bear buries his head and pushes, knocking the Left Bear down the waterfall. Completely and utter domination.

My only hope is that the Left Bear spends his time wisely in training for the next showdown, so we can get a bear-training montage with that “You’re The Best Around” song from Karate Kid. It’s what we as a people – and we as sports fans – deserve.