I was originally going to pretend that this was a post about Dwight Howard issuing a response to Ice Cube’s “vicious” takedown of the new Houston Rockets center for not staying in Los Angeles, but this whole thing is so stupid that I couldn’t even spare the energy to feign clever snark. The sad fact is that Ice Cube is about as intimidating as a Cookie Puss cake from Carvel, and Dwight Howard is simply the fat kid in a dodgeball game when it comes to making fun of him.
Honestly, I’d be more concerned about a Skee Lo/Spud Webb feud today then I would about Ice Cube and Howard escalating to anything more than a TBS karaoke reality show. But if Howard does intend to respond with whatever stupid joke he thinks is hilarious, I just wanted to remind everyone that this is the guy who recorded a cover of Smash Mouth’s “All Star” and we should never, ever take him seriously.
