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‘There is No Bigatory in Juggaloism’: Pictures & Quotes from American Juggalo – Juggalos should be a reminder to white people that they should 1) not smoke, 2) lead a healthy lifestyle, 3) not take advantage of poor women with no self-esteem. [Film Drunk]
Colbert Had Hipster Paramedics Standing By ‘In The Event Any Radiohead Heads Totally Lose Their Sh*t’ – There is a dangerous use of the word “hipster” in today’s Morning Links. Do hipsters like Radiohead? More importantly, do hipsters like things? [UPROXX]
5 Best Uses of Radiohead in Film – Sadly “that scene I wrote in my book so that I could use ‘Street Spirit’ in the movie adaptation” is not on the list. Scott Tenorman is still the best use of Radiohead in something, including Radiohead concerts. [Moviefone]
ACW Evolution Of The Revolutinon V – I missed Anarchy Championship Wrestling’s last show when I was in Los Angeles, but Dirty Dirty Sheets recaps it and makes me feel like I was there. Fans are being encouraged to wear HALLOWEEN COSTUMES to their next show, so if you live anywhere near central Texas, holy sh*t, be there. [Dirty Dirty Sheets]
WTF, Japan? – Japanese people reenact the opening scenes of the Pokémon game using bad costumes, bad editing and buckets of water. Charizard Guy is the saddest. [Gamma Squad]
God Smites Earth with Nancy Grace Nip Slip – Dowdy, thick middle-aged conservative nutcases #cangetit [Warming Glow]
Top 10 Pictures Of Justin Bieber Looking Like A Hipster Douche – Again, I don’t think Bieber looks like a hipster douche, I just think he looks like an idiot. He’s also the reason why every child dresses and acts like this now, so he’s not “hipster”, he’s totally and completely the social norm. [Buzzfeed]
‘Drive’ Set to Sh*tty Music – Funnier than it should be. The only thing it needs is a record scratch. [Film Drunk]
Irish Farmer Shocked by Rihanna’s Toplessness – I feel like Rihanna needs to spend more time with actual human beings. Like, take a year or two off, go work at a soup kitchen. And stop trying to finger yourself through your clothes. [FARK]
Is ‘The Playboy Club’ or ‘Pan Am’ More Accurate? – No. [AOL TV]
Ice Cream Shop Mascot Repeatedly Mistaken for KKK Member – I need to get a picture with this guy. I already have pictures with KKK members, it’s called my family photo album. [The Daily What]
How to Make Your Own Chewbacca Suit – 1) Kill as many dogs as possible, 2) lay down a sheet of glue, 3) roll around. [Unreality]
