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PETULANT TWATS
‘Tired Of Being Famous For A Mistake’, Chris Brown Will Now Take His Ball And Go Home (FINGERS CROSSED!)
August 6, 2013
by:
Brett Michael Dykes
Watch Justin Bieber Rub A Fans’ Phone All Over His Probably-Hairless Junk
August 1, 2013
by:
Brett Michael Dykes
BIEBER MELTDOWN WATCH: Biebs Ripped Off His Shirt To Go Through Airport Security, Spit On His Neighbor
March 27, 2013
by:
Brett Michael Dykes
What Awful Thing Did Chris Brown Do Today? He Compared Himself To Jesus On The Cross. Yes, He Really Did
January 30, 2013
by:
Brett Michael Dykes
Chris Brown Got A Neck Tattoo. Of The Face Of A Beaten Woman. Who Resembles Rihanna. NBD.
September 11, 2012
by:
Brett Michael Dykes
Chris Brown Has A New Pickup Line Sure To Make All The Ladies Melt
February 16, 2012
by:
Brett Michael Dykes
In Case You Were Wondering, Chris Brown Is Still The Absolute Worst
February 15, 2012
by:
Brett Michael Dykes
