What Awful Thing Did Chris Brown Do Today? He Compared Himself To Jesus On The Cross. Yes, He Really Did

I know what you’re thinking: what could Chris Brown possibly do that — considering his already impressive track record of petulance, acrimony, mayhem, brutality and lunacy — would make everyone think even less of him in the wake up jumping Frank Ocean over a parking spot. Well, how about painting a picture of Jesus on the cross and then posting it to Instagram with the note that read, “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!” Naturally, he has since deleted the photo, but here’s a screengrab of it.

In other Chris Brown news, why people still like him is apparently as baffling to “experts” as it is to us

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Thanks for the tip, John!