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POOR CUBS FANS
Sneezing Sent A Chicago Cubs Pitcher To The Disabled List
July 29, 2015
by:
Morgan Moriarty
Tom Morello Thinks The Cubs Suck And Would Like To Play Shortstop
May 29, 2014
by:
Ashley Burns
Someone Sent The Cubs A Severed Goat Head, Because Sane People Do That
April 11, 2013
by:
Ashley Burns
Bless Their Hearts, The Chicago Cubs Are Somewhat Optimistic About This Year
April 1, 2013
by:
Ashley Burns
‘Cubs Facebook’ Is The Hot New Twitter Account That Celebrates Outraged Cubs Fans
February 19, 2013
by:
Ashley Burns
Congratulations On Your Internet Fame, Chicago Cubs Blowjob Guy
September 19, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
A Chicago Cubs Fan's Season In A Nutshell (And Morning Links)
August 24, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
A Billy Goat Has Already Cursed This Guy’s Marriage
July 31, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
Damn, This Is Kind Of Mean
March 6, 2012
by:
Ashley Burns
The Chicago Cubs Went Out With A Bang…
September 22, 2011
by:
Ashley Burns
Wrigley Field Is Gross, Hosts Alien Virus
September 12, 2011
by:
Brandon Stroud
Cubs Fan Better Player Than Cubs
June 29, 2011
by:
Brandon Stroud