GUY 1: [rushes into room] BRO. I GOT AN IDEA.
GUY 2: What’s up, bro?
GUY 1: You know that show “America’s Got Talent”? The one Howard’s always talking about on his show now?
GUY 2: Yeah.
GUY 1: We should totes go on it.
GUY 2: Totes. What are we gonna do though, bro?
[Both go silent as they ponder what skill they possess that would be worthy of airing on primetime network television.]
GUY 1: You, Steez, and J-Bone could all hit me hecka hard in the nuts with sledgehammers and sh-t?
GUY 2: BRO. YOU’RE A GENIUS.
