After abruptly canceling in November, Donald Trump finally made his way to Jimmy Kimmel Live. While for the most part Trump brushed off what would be perceived insults (like Biff from Back to the Future being based on him), the conversation tuned to hit literary works. While Trump has written 12 bestsellers, he’s never done a children’s book. Fortunately for him, Kimmel had one written up. Winners Aren’t Losers breaks down the differences between the deal-making winners of the world and the poor losers who whine, get their houses foreclosed on, and drive PT Cruisers. No mention of people who get “loans” from their father and declare bankruptcy quite a few times.
To his credit, Trump played along with Kimmel’s jokes for the whole night. He seems to have cooled off after debating with Jeb! on Tuesday. That and he probably dropped his name on a few more buildings, even classic ones like the Old Post Office Pavilion in Washington, D.C. I mean the Trump Post Office Megaplex Hotel, or whatever he’s going to call it.
(Via Jimmy Kimmel Live)