While the obvious takeaway from this ’90s commercial for Pillsbury cookie dough is a young Michael Cera somehow looking more babyfaced than he ever did as George Michael Bluth, the spot is also notable because that cookie dough monster is freaking terrifying.
“Hey, let’s make one humongous cookie!” was the first speaking line of Cera’s career, and it almost got the Pillsbury Doughboy murdered. Way to go, kid.
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