A beautiful thing is happening on Twitter right now, and it concerns the one and only Donald Trump. He is, after all, our nation’s favorite bloviating side show. Few people understand how Trump continues to dominate the polls after his endless immigration comments. He should have lost some conservative support after disrespecting John McCain, but no.
Are we stuck with Donald Trump as a realistic possibility for president? Twitter envisioned this worst-case scenario with the #WhenTrumpIsElected hashtag. Democrats and Republicans alike appear to be having a ball with this concept. Yes, there are the requisite hair jokes and so much more. Let’s dig into the best of the worst tweets:
https://twitter.com/Italofini/status/625761293069385728
https://twitter.com/agraceoflove/status/625844574196531200
#WhenTrumpIsElected Taco Bells will become the new speakeasies
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) July 28, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected, guys will be allowed to rape their female coworkers because DOY what did you expect. pic.twitter.com/5MFmbCsZll
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/TeaPartyCat/status/625829368024182784
https://twitter.com/TO_BodyRubs/status/625775810956402691
#WhenTrumpIsElected Air Force One will be renamed Hair Farce One
— ⚡Mr. Brightside☮️ (@Will3K85) July 27, 2015
https://twitter.com/RealLucasNeff/status/625837152123785216
#WhenTrumpIsElected @kalebhorton pic.twitter.com/2Bebudx8Gw
— Brendan James (@deep_beige) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected it will be a sad, statistical fact that over half of the country is extremely stupid.
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) July 27, 2015
https://twitter.com/AlecVigil/status/625761543393640448
https://twitter.com/CarpftWilkinson/status/625805863991779328
#WhenTrumpIsElected The purge will be a real thing pic.twitter.com/0psDtsckMv
— aaron (@yoalph) July 27, 2015
https://twitter.com/rmayemsinger/status/625771960266436608
https://twitter.com/yoonbora22/status/625770201741574144
#WhenTrumpIsElected DonaldCare will cover your basic toupee, spray tan, and Botox needs
— aj 🏳️🌈 (@ajlira17) July 28, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected he'll divorce our country for a younger prettier country
— brookelynne (@DORlTOTACOS) July 28, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected
He will add his face to Mount Rushmore and 45 men will die trying to sculpt his hair.— Eddie Della Siepe (@EddieDellaSiepe) July 27, 2015
https://twitter.com/GucciActivities/status/625765555367120896
#WhenTrumpIsElected, his one entitlement program not exclusive to corporations or the monied will be free lobotomies for everyone.
— Jeffrey Wright 🥜 (@jfreewright) July 28, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected he will try to pass a law that requires everyone to only speak "Murican"
— DangMattSmith (@DangMattSmith) July 27, 2015