We appear to be past the meddlesome-bird-related symbolism part of our Season 5 Justified teaser trailer experience, which is a crying shame for me because I really liked yelling at that bird. But if he had to go — if he really, really had to — I suppose putting the teaser online in which Dewey Crowe is playing Marco Polo with two hookers in an above ground pool, and is interrupted by an ornery Raylan Givens who ends the party by putting a bullet-sized hole in the pool’s lining, is an acceptable alternative.
January 7. Start counting down now.
