American Horror Story: Hotel (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Episode two is a bit of history lesson as we learn about the first owner of the Hotel Cortez (SPOILER: He’s messed up). Oh, and a fashion mogul stops by to lend some style to the joint. Hope it’s Mugatu.
Empire (FOX, 9:00 p.m.) — Lucious is looking for Vernon while the Lyons’ work together to strike while the iron’s hot after everyone’s bumpin’ a leaked mixtape.
South Park (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — Cartman has learned how to use Yelp! to extort free food from restaurants so the world may never be the same.
Modern Family (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Cam reverts back to his old frat days when a bunch of college kids rent the apartment upstairs and Phil is busy being corny and trying to convince everyone to care about his duck eggs. No one cares about your duck eggs, man. Just let it go.
Arrow (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — The last mayor was killed … and the mayor before that was killed … and the mayor before that was killed. So, it’s hardly good news when Oliver and Thea find out that an old family friend is aiming to run for that office.
MLB Postseason (FS1, 8:00 p.m.) — Game 5 of the ALDS between the Astros and Royals means that one team is heading to the next round, and the other will be booking tee times. Collin McHugh vs. Johnny Cueto in Kansas City.
The Goldbergs (ABC, 8:30) — Adam puts his pop culture knowledge to good (bad?) use when he pulls a Caddyshack to get out of swimming in gym class.
Law & Order: SVU (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — SVU goes Ferguson as racial tension boils over after detectives from another precinct shoot and kill an unarmed black man.
Black-ish (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) — Dre invents “Daddy Day”: The anti-Father’s Day that fathers everywhere have dreamed of. *Tim Allen grunt goes here*
Nashville (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Juliette has a journalist shadowing her for a feature story, so now is the perfect time for her to drown/bury her problems in booze and pills.
The League (FXX, 10:00 p.m.) — Pete decides to run the beer mile and there’s really no way an event like that doesn’t end in vomit with these guys.
You’re the Worst (FXX, 10:30 p.m.) — Jimmy’s one step from installing a keystroke program on Gretchen’s devices when he catches her slinking out of the house in the middle of the night. Don’t do it, bro.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Jack Black, Nick Woodman and Michelle Dorrance on Colbert; Colin Hanks, Juliette Lewis, Matthew Fox and Echosmith on Corden; Tom Hiddleston on The Daily Show; Vin Diesel and Selena Gomez on Fallon; Nathan Fillion, Jalen Rose and Father John Misty on Kimmel; Kate Winslet, Mia Wasikowska and Chris Matthews on Meyers.
