Fargo (FX, 10 p.m.) – Is it too soon to offer Kirsten Dunst an Emmy? Seriously, watching her run over a guy, then worry about getting blood on the tile floor while her and her hubby stash his body was the highlight of last week’s episode. Tonight, Peggy and Ed try to cover their tracks while the Gerhardts get an unexpected offer.
Gotham (Fox, 8 p.m.) – Apparently, there’s some kind of old family rivalry between the Galavans and the Waynes, so of course Penguin sticks his obnoxiously nosy beak into it.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (CW, 8 p.m.) – It’s a bad day when you find out that the guy you used to hook up with in college, who you’ve now quit your job and moved across the country for in order to stalk his life and hopefully rekindle your decades-old romance, has a hot yoga instructor for a girlfriend.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8 p.m.) – We’re back to our normal pairings, which means Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough have another chance to give us all the feels with their Dirty Dancing routine.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8 p.m.) – Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons and makes his intentions with Amy clear to poor Sheldon while Stuart enlists Penny, Amy and Bernadette in helping him bring in female customers to the Comic Book Store.
The Voice (NBC, 8 p.m.) – More battle rounds. More celebrities. Same old, same old.
WWE Monday Night Raw (USA, 8 p.m.) – Hold on to your spandex because Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels are joining Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker for tonight’s all-star episode.
Awkward (MTV, 9 p.m.) – How do you avoid contributing to the Prom Industrial Complex funded by major corporations hoping to squeeze the hard-earned money of pre-college adolescent youths? Create a Do Not Ask list.
Jane the Virgin (CW, 9 p.m.) – Alba’s faced with a big decision while Xo and Rogelio are forced to perform on a cruise ship in order to avoid being sued. Meanwhile, Jane’s attempts to bond with her newborn are thwarted by her two boyfriends who think their love triangle drama should be more important than her baby.
Minority Report (Fox, 9 p.m.) – When Vega turns out to be the next victim in Dash’s premonition, the pair team up with someone involved in the murder of her father years earlier in order to prevent her own death.
Scorpion (CBS, 9 p.m.) – “The team goes undercover on the set of a superhero movie in Kazakhstan to dismantle a nuclear missile being sold by terrorists.” I can’t make this stuff up – but it looks like the writers of this show can.
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS, 10 p.m.) – DiNozzo partners up with the Los Angeles team to track down a prisoner who escaped custody on a flight from Singapore.
Blindspot (NBC, 10 p.m.) – Jane meets Weller’s family. It doesn’t go well. The CIA and FBI try to work together during a hostage situation. It doesn’t go well. Mayfair reveals to Carter his suspicions about Jane’s loyalties and, you guessed it, it doesn’t go well.
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