Another Period (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – Things go to sh*t on tonight’s episode when Frederick’s engagement prompts Beatrice to act like a baby (literally). Meanwhile, Dodo is busy becoming addicted to morphine, and Chair gets Garfield to visit the dark side.
America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8 p.m.) – We’ve made it to the live rounds at Radio City Music Hall, and while a majority of the 12 acts you’ll see perform tonight are singers/dancers, I’m holding out for the guy with the flyboard and the man who does magic tricks while donning a dragon suit.
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (Fox, 8 p.m.) – A middle-school principal and the manager of a bowling alley compete. Being that it’s a proven scientific fact that middle school principals are the spawn of Satan, my money’s on the bowling alley manager.
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Fam, 8 p.m.) – Apparently, we’re finally going to find out why Charles decided to be a dick all these years and torment the girls as the mysterious “A.”
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, 9 p.m.) – Jane and Maura investigate the death of a college student who, as it turns out, was a real player in the virtual dating world. I’m assuming one of the 32 girlfriends he amassed on eHarmony did him in.
Total Divas (E!, 9 p.m.) – Trinity’s future is in question; Nattie is caught in a web of lies; and Nikki is overly-concerned about Bryan’s health.
Zoo (CBS, 9 p.m.) – The team tracks down a group of bears roaming wild in Paris, and Mitch makes a shocking discovery about the next evolutionary step of the animals.
Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Houston Texans (HBO, 10 p.m.) – Supposing there are some Texan football fans out there who would enjoy watching an hour-long show about field drills and team road trips, HBO has you covered tonight.
Ink Master (SPIKE, 10 p.m.) – Things get wild and someone goes home.
Scream: The TV Series (MTV, 10 p.m.) – Emma finds out that hide-and-seek is basically the worst game ever, especially when you’re playing with a mask-wearing psycho-murderer.
Tyrant (FX, 10 p.m.) – Barry finally reveals the truth to Molly, and Jamal’s paranoia reaches an all-time high.
Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10 p.m.) – That kid from The Ring, Kevin Smith, Justin Long and Jay Pharoah are tonight’s celebrity players, so at least we can count on some great Denzel Washington/Kanye West/Will Smith impersonations.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kristen Stewart and Jim Belushi on Fallon; Greta Gerwig on Meyers; Carl Reiner and Jason Segel on Corden; and Ice Cube, Adam Pally and Alabama Shakes on Conan. Kimmel is a repeat.
