South Park (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — *Tweek and Craaaaaiiiig, sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes all the Asian girls at South Park Elementary drawing pictures of the school’s newest “couple.”
American Horror Story: Hotel (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Does it get any creepier than a “Devil’s Night” party on AHS: Hotel?
Arrow (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Laurel’s bracing herself for some serious consequences and Oliver has to ask for a big favor.
World Series (FOX, 8:00 p.m.) — Tuesday’s 14-inning epic first game ended with a Royals walk-off win. The Mets send Jacob deGrom out to the hill to face Johnny Cueto in Game 2 at Kansas City’s Kauffman Stadium.
The Goldbergs (ABC, 8:30) — Adam and Co. experience a spooky take on trying to find a needle in a haystack when Dana loses her promise ring inside a haunted house.
Black-ish (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) — Guest star Michael Strahan plays Dre’s cousin who drops in for an unannounced visit to celebrate Halloween … and to dole out a bunch of noogies.
The Middle (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — The Heck family finds themselves trapped in the mysterious place known as the Twilight Zone, or at least a serviceable parody of that.
Nashville (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Videos live forever on the internet, which is great when your new single goes viral. It’s not so great when everyone on the planet has seen the clip of Juliette brawling with a fan at a concert.
The League (FXX, 10:00 p.m.) — Golden Tate guest stars as Taco’s partner in a Fantasy Workplace league and Andre wants a better parking spot so he consults upon a higher calling.
You’re the Worst (FXX, 10:30 p.m.) — Halloween falls on a weekend, which means the gang has itself a killer Sunday, Funday. Who knew bottomless mimosas could be so terrifying?
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Julianna Margulies, Jonathan Franzen and Alabama Shakes on Colbert; Ernie Johnson, Sir Charles Barkley, Shaq, Kenny Smith, Andy Kindler and Melanie Martinez on Conan; Billy Bob Thornton, Brie Larson, Josh Groban and Aston Merrygold on Corden; Sandra Bullock and Rod Stewart on Fallon; Anna Faris, Trevor Noah and Brett Eldredge on Kimmel; Steven Wright and Lauren Groff on Meyers.
