Phyllis was an NFL cheerleader. It’s not news for anyone who read Deadspin in 2006, but this is the first time we’ve seen photo evidence. Things fall apart. [With Leather] UPDATE: Or not. Whatever the case, this picture is of an NFL cheerleader. Refute THAT, smartypants!
ICYMI: my essay on veterans suicide. I only write four or five things a year that are actually good. This is one of them. Please read and share, should you be so inclined. [Warming Glow]
Best celebrity Twitter reactions to New York’s gay marriage bill passing. What? Gay marriage passed in New York? I hadn’t heard. (That GIF is me reacting to the news.) [Uproxx]
Fat man dancing! Kevin James perfects what researchers will later call “the idiot loop.” [FilmDrunk]
Wanna look stupid? Try eight-bit fashion. Thanks, but I got my fill of pixelated clothing when the Marines updated their camouflage pattern. [Gamma Squad]
The Reality TV/Porn Connection. I’ll break it down simpler than this article: whores like attention. [Jezebel]
Hot new musical duo: Stephen Colbert and Jack White. White appeared on “The Colbert Report” last week, then the two performed a brief concert on The High Line in New York. [Animal NY]
