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#Fascinating Facts

Everything You Might Not Know About ‘A Christmas Story’

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Everything you didn't know about your favorite basic cable holiday tradition.

chairs are hard

Elton John Fell Out Of His Chair At A Tennis Match And The Vine Is Hypnotic

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All indications are he's fine so don't feel bad for watching over and over. It's hypnotic.

#Viral Videos

If Wes Anderson Directed ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’

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"A Magnificent Spectacle and Things of That Nature"

#Star Wars

Stephen Colbert Schooled All The Amateur ‘Star Wars’ Fans On Why The New Lightsaber Is Awesome

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Stephen Colbert awesomely explains how lightsaber plasma beams work to all the "stuck up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herders" on Twitter.


‘Breaking Bad’s Mike Ehrmantraut Makes His First ‘Better Call Saul’ Appearance In This New Teaser

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AMC picked the prime-est of times to give "Breaking Bad" fans their first look at Mike Ehrmantraut in "Better Call Saul."


Did Victoria’s Secret Model Candice Swanepoel Just Cosplay Krieger’s Virtual Girlfriend From ‘Archer’?

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Oh, just an IRL supermodel cosplay of the virtual anime girlfriend of everyone's favorite deranged "doctor."


Bryan Cranston Channeled Tim Whatley For The Perfect ‘Seinfeld’-Related Thanksgiving Tweet

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For Thanksgiving real-life Walter White is reminding us of his most excellent participation in the best "Seinfeld" holiday episode ever.


The ‘Arrested Development’-‘Jurassic World’ Meme Is The Only One You Need


And now when David Cross doesn't show up as a dinosaur scientist we're all going to be super bummed.

#Viral Videos

This Live TV Drug Deal Is The Most Zero F*cks Drug Deal

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It's worth the watch just for the anchors' reactions at the end.

#Stephen Colbert

Jon Stewart Was Stephen Colbert’s Guest Last Night And Of Course It Turned Into An Adorable Lovefest


Less about Stewart's new film and more about busting balls, telling inside jokes, and being unable to hide how much these two love each other.

#It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

What It Would (Sort Of) Look Like If Glenn Howerton Had Starred In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

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One brave soul took it upon him- or herself to turn Dennis Reynolds into a certain friend of a talking space raccoon.


Here’s The Story Of The FSU Student Who Was Allegedly Saved From The Library Gunman By His Books

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According to one student, the FSU library shooting would have been much more tragic if it wasn't for freshly checked out books.


Here’s Dave & Buster’s Deleted Taco Tuesday Tweet

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The Dave and Busters social team was apparently too busy being pumped about #TacoTuesday to realize this tweet might be considered offensive.


David Spade Is Back In The Mullet Wig For ‘Joe Dirt 2′

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So it look like this Joe Dirt 2 thing is happening, huh?

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