(Fictional man added for fictional scale)
The Transformers World 2005 message board (always an accurate source of information, I’m sure) has learned that Transformers 2 will have a character called Devastator, who will be made of seven giant transformers who combine to create an even more gianter transformer. Additional details:
– Seven construction vehicles merge to form Devastator
– Devastator has lots of upper body strength, like a gorilla
– Not just green, some of the vehicles are red and yellow
You know how Devastator got so strong don’t you? Robot pull-ups.
Let’s go now, concentrate on squeezing your lat-bots together. Oh yeah, that’s perfect bro, you’re looking so huge. Feel the burn all the way up your deltdroids. Oh my God, bro, you’re an animal! You’re a beast, you’re a f-ckin chiseled monster, bro, you’re gonna pound so much robo-vag. Let’s go now! Five more, you got this! Now squeeeeeeze! Finish strong you pussy!