This is a little bit of a blast from the past, but it's too good not to share. This is former Orioles manager Earl Weaver blowing up at an umpire, getting ejected, then coming back for more. Then leaving. Then coming back for more. And so on. Basically, it's what arguments would look like if five-year-olds knew how to swear.
There's too much goodness in this to set it up properly, so just sit back and enjoy. And if you work in an office, now is a good time for headphones.
You're here for one goddam specific reason: to fuck up!