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And Now, The Worst Fantasy Football Tweets You Will Read This Year

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After news broke that Adrian Peterson's son may have been critically beaten, some fantasy football "experts" asked the least important question.

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The With Leather Fantasy Football Guide: How To Pick The Right Running Back(s) For You

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Now that we have the fourth easiest part of drafting your fantasy football team out of the way – <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/08/the-with-leather-fantasy-football-draft-guide-how-to-pick-the-qb-of-your-dreams" target="_blank">picking the right quarterback for you</a> – it’s time to move on to the most important part, which is drafting multiple running backs that will last you the majority of the season and will provide you the least amount of mental anguish as you try to defeat the other people in your league who probably had a better first round pick and therefore got one of the elite RBs.

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The With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group: The Promised Land Awaits

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Chances are that as you read this you’re either setting your fantasy football lineup for your league’s championship game, or you’re curled up in the fetal position in a puddle of your own filth, wondering how it all went wrong.

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The With Leather Tuesday Fantasy Football Support Group: Week 10 Edition

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Last week, we kicked off the first installment of the With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group, because Week 9 made perfect sense.

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Me And Adrian Peterson Are Basically The Same Guy

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And now, a post on a semi-reputable sports comedy blog about how I once at lobster at a seafood restaurant shaped like a barn and threw up everywhere.

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Adrian Peterson Is The New Kirk Cameron

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Back in October, my Italian cousin Vince at FilmDrunk gave us a glimpse inside of former "Growing Pains" star and current Tim Tebow superfan Kirk Cameron's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/kirk-camerons-birthday-party-looks-fun">incredibly boring birthday party</a> that featured a small cake, some $5 footlongs from Subway, and poor, poor Belinda.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">Warming Glow</a> was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

ADRIAN PETERSON

“Suck For Luck” NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

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There’s simply too much going on after two weeks of NFL action to limit my thoughts to just a few things, especially since I watch every single game with the focus of a drunken toddler.

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The Attractive Female Celebrity's Guide To Drafting Fantasy Running Backs

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For millions of years or as long as men have gathered in groups to draft fantasy football teams, the running back has been the dominant selection.

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10 Steps To Dominating Your Fantasy Football League This Season

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As I just wrapped up my 32nd fantasy football draft of the NFL preseason, I’ve assured myself of these facts: I’ve wasted hundreds of dollars.

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Gary Busey is Adrian Peterson’s lawyer, shaman

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As much as I liked<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/08/kenny-powers-signed-by-k-swiss"> Kenny Powers' K-Swiss ad</a>, I think Vitamin Water just drank their milkshake (can I still use that.

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WAYNE HUIZENGA SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY

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Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga has spent the better part of the last two decades screwing over whichever Florida sports teams he could get his hands on, but now he's finally ready to minimize his tightfisted mismanagement by selling most of his share of the team to partial owner John Ross.

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CHRIST IS TOUGH ON THE GRIDIRON

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Over the weekend, Christ was risen.

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ADRIAN PETERSON IS A BADASS

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To precisely no one's surprise, Adrian Peterson was the only thing worth a damn on the Vikings' offense last night, as he rushed for 103 yards and a score on just 19 carries against the Packers.

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ADRIAN PETERSON INSPIRES JOURNO-PORN

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The new GQ magazine, when not lauding <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/" target="_blank">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a> for being one of the reasons that "football is better than ever," includes a <a href="http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_7405&pageNum=1" target="_blank">feature on Vikings running back Adrian Peterson</a> written by Lisa DePaulo.

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TONY ROMO HONORED BY COSMO MAG

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Tony Romo isn't just the Cowboys' All-Pro quarterback who dates Jessica Simpson.

ADRIAN PETERSON

THE PRO BOWL IS LIKE BREAK-UP SEX

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Like everyone else, I ignored most of the Pro Bowl yesterday.

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RICK MAJERUS SHOWS OFF HIS HOT NUDE BODY

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<a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/2008/01/17/rick-majerus-loves-being-naked/" target="_blank">Larry Brown Sports</a> picked up on an article in this week's Sports Illustrated that is guaranteed to haunt your dreams.

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YOUKILIS ENDORSES SLUMPBUSTER DRINK

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Say what you will about the Red Sox, but a lot of the players on the team seem to have good senses of humor -- or at the very least, they're extroverted meathead simpletons.


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