Posts Tagged: Drunks

ST PATRICK'S DAY

A St. Patrick's Day Drunk Took A Woman's Lost Phone On A Tour Of New Orleans

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This woman lost her phone in New Orleans and found it hours later, after a mysterious drunk took it on a tour of the city.

ARRESTS

A Drunk Woman Visited Her Husband In Jail After A Pub Crawl…Completely Naked

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"She was drunk, completely naked, and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab."

GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK

This Is What It Looks Like When A Guy Gets Drunk Before Setting Up A Soccer Field

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A groundskeeper got a little tipsy before a recent soccer match in Romania, and the field's lines certainly showed it.

Birds

A Guy Was Busted For Drunk Driving In Mexico City Thanks To… His Parrot?

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A 49-year old man was stopped by police in Mexico City at a routine DUI checkpoint and he was ratted out for drunk driving by his own pet bird.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

A Drunk Driver Told The Cops That The Michigan Wolverines Made Him Do It

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A Michigan Wolverines fan was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving and he told the cops that it was all Al Borges' and the offense's fault.

Drunks

The Iowa Girl Who Blew A .341 BAC And Tweeted About It Won The Internet This Weekend

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Samantha Lynne is a hero to drunks everywhere for blowing a .341 BAC.

Drunks

A Man Paid To Protect $102,000 Worth Of Vintage Whiskey Drank It All Instead

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A B&B caretaker in Pennsylvania is being charged with drinking $102,000 worth of vintage whiskey after seven months of DNA testing proved he did it.

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Are You The Drunk, Naked Girl Who Smeared Poop All Over This Craigslist Poster’s Car?

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All Craigslist ads should include the sentence, "...but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time." Impressive.

FRANCE

Gerard Depardieu Guilty Of Drunk Driving, Or Driving As He Calls It

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Back in November, guy who was once considered a sex symbol, Gerard Depardieu, was arrested in France after he fell off of his scooter and registered a blood alcohol level of.

Drunks

Florida Or Ohio: ‘Naked Man Found Hiding In Neighbor’s Dryer’

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A man was arrested for disorderly conduct after he went streaking and was found hiding naked in his neighbor's dryer, so did it happen in Florida or Ohio?

DMITRI STORM

Real-Life X-Man’s powers only work when he has a finger up his butt

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The other day on the Frotcast, we were discussing how when dudes are trying to look tough before fight, instead of lunging at a guy to get him to flinch, one guy should just drop trou and start taking a dump.

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We Can Finally Watch The Drunk Airplane Passenger Get Restrained With Duct Tape

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Watch Gudmundur Karl Arthorsson, a middle-aged drunk man, get restrained with duct tape aboard an airline flight from Iceland to New York City

BRONSON PELLETIER

VIDEO: Drunk kid from Twilight pees all over airport

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"Hey, come on, man, that carpet really tied the airport together.

DRUNK HALL OF FAME

Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody singer guy wore a Viking Helmet to court

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Alberta's Robert Wilkinson entered the FilmDrunk Drunk Hall of Fame earlier this year when, perhaps as an homage to Wayne's World, he <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/epic-drunk-hall-of-fame-drunk-guy-sings-all-of-bohemian-rhapsody-in-cop-car" target="_blank">sang Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"</a> in its entirety (including guitar and drum fills) from his seat in the back of a cop car after a DUI.

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Science Discovers Birds Sing Badly When Drunk

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Yes, drunk zebra finches amazingly are not as good at singing. But there's more to this than the obvious.

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Let’s Watch A Drunk Heavy Metal Singer Sing To His Cat, Bill Murray

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Heavy metal and cats named Bill Murray, together at last.

AMC

Who Ya Got: Satanic, Teleporting Frank McCourt Or Magic Johnson In A Top Hat?

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/NMAWorldEdition?feature=watch" target="_blank">NMA</a> should turn this into an ongoing series.

AWESOME DRUNKS

Epic Drunk Hall of Fame: Drunk Guy Sings All of Bohemian Rhapsody in Cop Car

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When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/man-in-sombrero-wearing-boxing-glove-jumps-on-cop-car-shouting-his-own-name" target="_blank">yesterday</a>, I had no idea that we'd have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon.

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

Harry Potter Liked To Get A Wee Tipsy

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In the latest issue of the <a href="http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/">British GQ magazine</a>, actor Daniel Radcliffe admits that he had battled an alcohol problem while filming the latest Harry Potter films, specifically Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollow Pt.


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