uber

Uber Will Give You Free Ride HomeIf You’re Drunk Enough (But Only In Canada)

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Uber has rolled out an Uber Safe program in Toronto which gives drunks an option other than driving.

xmas ape

NFL Working On Universal Bans For Ejected Fans

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NFL to give security smart readers to input information about ejected fans.

Trevor Risk

Loaded Lambeau Lushes Lubricated with Liquor

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Green Bay Press-Gazette reporter is live tweeting disorderly ejections from Lambeau.

#Letterman

Amy Schumer Stopped Drinking For Her Appearance On ‘The Late Show,’ But Instantly Regretted It

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Amy Schumer describes how me she loves to drink to David Letterman. It's addiction with a comedic spin!

xmas ape

The NFL Episode V: the DUIs Strike Back

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Redskins linebacker Keenan Robinson tweeted that his car was struck by a drunk driver after Thursday night's loss.

Gerard Depardieu

Gerard Depardieu Says He Drinks 14 Bottles Of Wine A Day

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Gerard Depardieu drinks wine like he's Andre the Giant.

#2014 FIFA World Cup

The London Fire Brigade Has A Message For World Cup Fans – Don’t Drink And Cook

London's firefighters would like soccer fans to avoid burning their houses down by getting takeout and not cooking while they're drunk.

ST PATRICK'S DAY

A St. Patrick's Day Drunk Took A Woman's Lost Phone On A Tour Of New Orleans

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This woman lost her phone in New Orleans and found it hours later, after a mysterious drunk took it on a tour of the city.

ST PATRICK'S DAY

A Drunk Woman Visited Her Husband In Jail After A Pub Crawl…Completely Naked

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"She was drunk, completely naked, and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab."

SOCCER

This Is What It Looks Like When A Guy Gets Drunk Before Setting Up A Soccer Field

A groundskeeper got a little tipsy before a recent soccer match in Romania, and the field's lines certainly showed it.

strong takes

Heres a iPhone app for drunk NFL players to get sober rides home from fans

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Attention NFL players. Every Superbowl theres some showoff like a Eugene Robinson or a Barrett Robbins who lets his team down by getting arrested and being a distraction. So if you go out and have one to many drinks I've invented a safe way for you to get home.

parrots

A Guy Was Busted For Drunk Driving In Mexico City Thanks To… His Parrot?

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A 49-year old man was stopped by police in Mexico City at a routine DUI checkpoint and he was ratted out for drunk driving by his own pet bird.

xmas ape

Drunk Bears Fan Race Ends Smashingly

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Hmm. I remember Walter Payton being better than that.

xmas ape

The Greatest Tailgate Sponsorship Ever

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[via] A tailgating bus sponsored by a law firm that specializes in DWI and personal injury cases.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

A Drunk Driver Told The Cops That The Michigan Wolverines Made Him Do It

A Michigan Wolverines fan was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving and he told the cops that it was all Al Borges' and the offense's fault.

#Twitter

The Iowa Girl Who Blew A .341 BAC And Tweeted About It Won The Internet This Weekend

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Samantha Lynne is a hero to drunks everywhere for blowing a .341 BAC.

Steeler Nation

“Gene Simmons Just Sh*t On Me” – Tales From The Stadium

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  It's easy to get wrapped up in the WOOOOOOOOOOOO FOOTBALL IS BACK mentality that permeates both NCAA and NFL coverage in the fall, so let's take a second to remind ourselves that not everything involved with game days is so awesome that mid-February through mid-August might as well not exist.


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