Gerard Depardieu

Gerard Depardieu Says He Drinks 14 Bottles Of Wine A Day

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Gerard Depardieu drinks wine like he's Andre the Giant.

#2014 FIFA World Cup

The London Fire Brigade Has A Message For World Cup Fans – Don’t Drink And Cook

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London's firefighters would like soccer fans to avoid burning their houses down by getting takeout and not cooking while they're drunk.

ST PATRICK'S DAY

A St. Patrick's Day Drunk Took A Woman's Lost Phone On A Tour Of New Orleans

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This woman lost her phone in New Orleans and found it hours later, after a mysterious drunk took it on a tour of the city.

ST PATRICK'S DAY

A Drunk Woman Visited Her Husband In Jail After A Pub Crawl…Completely Naked

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"She was drunk, completely naked, and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab."

SOCCER

This Is What It Looks Like When A Guy Gets Drunk Before Setting Up A Soccer Field

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A groundskeeper got a little tipsy before a recent soccer match in Romania, and the field's lines certainly showed it.

parrots

A Guy Was Busted For Drunk Driving In Mexico City Thanks To… His Parrot?

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A 49-year old man was stopped by police in Mexico City at a routine DUI checkpoint and he was ratted out for drunk driving by his own pet bird.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

A Drunk Driver Told The Cops That The Michigan Wolverines Made Him Do It

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A Michigan Wolverines fan was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving and he told the cops that it was all Al Borges' and the offense's fault.

#Twitter

The Iowa Girl Who Blew A .341 BAC And Tweeted About It Won The Internet This Weekend

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Samantha Lynne is a hero to drunks everywhere for blowing a .341 BAC.

whiskey

A Man Paid To Protect $102,000 Worth Of Vintage Whiskey Drank It All Instead

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A B&B caretaker in Pennsylvania is being charged with drinking $102,000 worth of vintage whiskey after seven months of DNA testing proved he did it.

#craigslist

Are You The Drunk, Naked Girl Who Smeared Poop All Over This Craigslist Poster’s Car?

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All Craigslist ads should include the sentence, "...but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time." Impressive.

RUSSIA

Gerard Depardieu Guilty Of Drunk Driving, Or Driving As He Calls It

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Back in November, guy who was once considered a sex symbol, Gerard Depardieu, was arrested in France after he fell off of his scooter and registered a blood alcohol level of.

#FLORIDA

Florida Or Ohio: ‘Naked Man Found Hiding In Neighbor’s Dryer’

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A man was arrested for disorderly conduct after he went streaking and was found hiding naked in his neighbor's dryer, so did it happen in Florida or Ohio?

SANTA CRUZ

Real-Life X-Man’s powers only work when he has a finger up his butt

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The other day on the Frotcast, we were discussing how when dudes are trying to look tough before fight, instead of lunging at a guy to get him to flinch, one guy should just drop trou and start taking a dump.

Icelandair

We Can Finally Watch The Drunk Airplane Passenger Get Restrained With Duct Tape

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Watch Gudmundur Karl Arthorsson, a middle-aged drunk man, get restrained with duct tape aboard an airline flight from Iceland to New York City

Twilight

VIDEO: Drunk kid from Twilight pees all over airport

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"Hey, come on, man, that carpet really tied the airport together.

surveillance

Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody singer guy wore a Viking Helmet to court

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Alberta's Robert Wilkinson entered the FilmDrunk Drunk Hall of Fame earlier this year when, perhaps as an homage to Wayne's World, he <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/epic-drunk-hall-of-fame-drunk-guy-sings-all-of-bohemian-rhapsody-in-cop-car" target="_blank">sang Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"</a> in its entirety (including guitar and drum fills) from his seat in the back of a cop car after a DUI.

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Science Discovers Birds Sing Badly When Drunk

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Yes, drunk zebra finches amazingly are not as good at singing. But there's more to this than the obvious.


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