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Tyrese Wants You To ‘Get Off The Pity Potty’ And Realize That He Is The Greatest Male Role Model In The World

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Tyrese Gibson advises all you youngsters out there to get off the pity potty and sign out of the pity committee.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

One Brave Genius Used Jaden Smith’s Dumbest Tweets As Icebreakers On Tinder

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One genius used some of Jaden Smith's dumbest tweets as opening lines on Tinder... and it actually worked pretty well.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

Tyrese Gibson’s Audition Tape For ‘Django Unchained’ Is Incredible

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Watch Tyrese Gibson like you've never seen him before in this recently leaked audition video for Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

Jaden Smith knows how to cure hunger, and a fan responds.

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Our least favorite philosopher-poet, Jaden Smith, drops some deep knowledge bombs, and gets the most appropriate response.

CONSPIRACY

The best parts of this hilarious ‘Trouble with the Curve’ lawsuit

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In a lawsuit filed today in federal court, a producer is alleging that the Clint Eastwood/Amy Adams baseball drama Trouble with the Curve (if you haven't seen that, at one point, Clint Eastwood sings "You Are My Sunshine" to his dead wife's tombstone, it's f*cking bananas) ripped off a screenplay he commissioned called "Omaha.

WILL SMITHS DUMB WIENER KIDS

Jaden Smith: Existential Buffoon in Training

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Here on FilmDrunk, for quite some time we've been highlighting a phenomenon we've come to know as "the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/existential-buffoon" target="_blank">existential buffoon,</a>" the kind of guy who espouses deep thoughts that seem a lot deeper if you're kind of an idiot.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

44 Things Tyler Perry Has Learned, by Tyler Perry

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Tyler Perry turned 44 yesterday, and he celebrated by sending out a mass email entitled "44 for 44," detailing 44 things that Tyler Perry has learned over the course of his 44 years.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

Michael Bay brought in Will Smith to give Tyrese a “reality check”

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One need only hear two words out of Tyrese Gibson's mouth to know that he has a wildly inflated sense of his own importance, and it turns out, things got so bad on the set of Transformers 2, Michael Bay actually called in some outside help to get his ego in check.

After Earth

“I’m a physicist at heart” and other things Will Smith actually said

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All this time, I thought Will Smith was more of a milquetoast dildo, but as his recent interview with <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/will-and-jaden-smith-on-working-together.html" target="_blank">Vulture</a> illustrates, he also has elements of the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/what-the-hell-is-tyrese-talking-about-open-thread" target="_blank">Existential Buffoon</a> as well.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

Vin Diesel opens up about his body issues

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Probably my favorite thing about Vin Diesel is that he's <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/418163/vin-diesel-says-facebook-owes-him-billions-of-dollars-for-boosting-site-s-profile?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories" target="_blank">kind of an idiot</a>.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

Wesley Snipes joins Expendables 3, Sly wants Mel Gibson to direct

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Every Expendables movie has that sweet spot where it's awesome and not sad and lame, which usually happens a few weeks or months before the cameras roll.

6 FAST 6 FURIOUS

Vin Diesel is adorable

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Fast and Furious is a gloriously dumb franchise that has become incredibly successful selling the dream that anything - fame, fortune, gold necklaces, women, well-moisturized arms - can be yours, as long as you put enough aftermarket body work into your Honda Civic.

ALEC BALDWIN

Shia tried to explain Baldwin feud on Letterman and the audience laughed at him

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Last night Shia LaBeouf went on David Letterman, and Dave, to his credit, wasn't Shia (sorry) about asking The Beef about his public feud with Alec Baldwin.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

Shia Labeouf steals his apology to Alec Baldwin from Esquire

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TODAY IN EXISTENTIAL BUFFOONERY Shia Labeouf recently left a Broadway production of Orphans over "creative differences" (the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5985821/lindsay-lohan-borrows-designer-dress-unsurprisingly-returns-it-in-shreds" target="_blank">producers' words</a>), with co-star Alec Baldwin.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

MUST-WATCH VIDEO: Happy Madison’s Peter Dante urges LAX Bros to not be so Bro-y

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So I was in the middle of pissing my pants laughing at this overly-earnest video from Lacrosse Playground ("Don't Be a LAX Bro") urging lacrosse bros to not be so bro-y -- sample quote: "I love this game more than anything in the world.

EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON

The Avengers Deleted Scene: The Hulk Gets Deep

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Courtesy of <a href="http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/08/20/avengers-deleted-scene/" target="_blank">Entertainment Weekly</a>, a deleted scene from The Avengers has just hit the web.

EARNEST TYRESE

What the hell is Tyrese talking about? Open thread.

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Here's Tyrese waxing philosophical on the subject of independent women (I guess.

GACKT

GRRR, POSTURING! Bunraku trailer sets new record for existential buffoonisms.

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Bunraku premiered to tepid reviews at Fantastic Fest last year, and come this September, you'll be able to see for yourself what all the critics were bored by.

Chronicles of Riddick

Vin Diesel is a comedic genius

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There've been a few stories about Vin Diesel and a Chronicles of Riddick sequel going around for the past year, but I usually avoid them because.


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