This monkey is ready for anything mother nature throws at it.

Today's afternoon links, featuring the MedicAlert bracelet for every internet user, an orangutan's final request, and a derpy pug going upstairs.

Darwin the IKEA Monkey is going to be well cared for, which makes it easy to guiltlessly show off our 30 favorite IKEA Monkey photoshops, GIFs, and videos.

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A monkey wearing a coat was found in an Ikea in Toronto over the weekend. STORY OF THE YEAR.

In recent years, lucky animals have played a huge part in Major League Baseball teams’ World Series runs, from the Anaheim Angels of Anaheim Los Angeles Angels’ Rally Monkey to the St.

In a story that is extremely relevant to my interests, the first pitch at Thursday's San Diego Padres/Los Angeles Dodgers game at PETCO Park was thrown out by Crystal, aka "that one monkey from everything," aka Annie's Boobs from 'Community'.

Tim Lepard is living his childhood dream of owning monkeys.

A new species of monkey has been documented by scientists, and the thing looks like a bit of a goober...

Today's links, featuring a cat playing with a plasma globe, which (according to Michael Scott from 'The Office') is an instant way to learn science. Plus, monkeys on bikes.

A baby monkey refuses to leave the back of a dog in Thailand.

Today's links, featuring a real-life 'Ratatouille' character, a girl doing some Myspace voodoo on Facebook, and a sarcastic primate.

Here’s a monkey riding a deer, because there’s no better way to start your Friday.

After Gabby Douglas won an Olympic medal, NBC aired a "Animal Practice" promo showing a monkey doing gymnastics. People are not happy.

Endangered mountain gorillas in Rwanda become the first primates observed destroying camouflaged snares to protect younger gorillas.

Back when we predicted Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" would be the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/05/7-early-frontrunners-for-2012s-song-of-the-summer-distinction/#page/1">song of the summah summer</a>, we didn't have a full understanding of just how epidemic this earworm would prove to be.

At the Knowsley Safari Park outside Liverpool, England, the baboons were given the chance to <a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2012-05-10/new-hyundai-passes-completely-necessary-baboon-test/">play around with a Hyundai</a> to put its child-proofing to the test.

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Taiwan's vaunted Next Media Animation is piecing together an animated, Walk The Line style biopic of Jeremy Lin, the first American-born NBA star of Chinese and Taiwanese heritage.

A supervillain should always have an entourage of monkeys.