Mark Zuckerberg Criticizes Those Smug Apple Hipsters Who Pay Too Much For Products

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Facebook's CEO criticized Apple for ridiculing free online services in the best way possible: by attacking Apple's customers.


Apple CEO Tim Cook: ‘I’m Proud To Be Gay’

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Apple CEO Tim Cook has publicly acknowledged his sexual orientation for the first time in a powerful essay.


The Internet Reacted To Apple’s Special Event With Typical Grace And Aplomb

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The jokes made about Apple's special event were arguably better than the event itself, so we've collected our favorite photoshops and jokes.


Why Is The Tech Press Afraid To Talk About Apple CEO Tim Cook Being Gay?

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Tim Cook, Apple's CEO, is gay. This is well known, and not a big deal. Unless you work for the tech press.


Watch John McCain Ask Apple CEO Tim Cook A Really Tough Question

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John McCain is not afraid to ask the tough questions. Someone should have warned you, Tim Cook!


Apple CEO Tim Cook Apologizes For The Lives That Have Been Destroyed By Awful Maps Feature


Following Roger Goodell's lead, Apple CEO Tim Cook issued an apology this morning for the Apple Maps fiasco that has ruined so many lives. Your move, Kim Jong Un.


The Tim Cook/Steve Jobs Comparisons Rage On

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The less that popular iOS6 rollout has prompted some to remark, "Steve Jobs would have never let this happen." Tim Cook would like to respond.


Apple CEO Tim Cook ‘Outraged’ By Yesterday’s NY Times Bombshell Report

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Newly minted Apple CEO Tim Cook read <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2012/01/ny-times-investigation-confirms-that-apples-factories-in-china-are-basically-slave-labor-camps/">yesterday's report in the New York Times </a>about how the factories in China that make your iPads, iPhones and iPods are basically salve labor camps and he is calling shenanigans on those dastardly communists at the "paper of record.


Apple To Finally Donate Money To Charity Now That Steve Jobs Is Dead


If you've been looking for a sign that Apple would be different under new CEO Tim Cook than it was under Steve Jobs, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204394804577012161036609728.html">look no further</a>.


Was Apple’s Big iPhone 4S Reveal A Big Letdown?

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Apple released the newest iPhone yesterday and well, you've probably have read by now that it definitely fell short of the expectations.


Tech Media Fails To Realize Nobody Cares That Tim Cook’s Gay


The big story in tech last week was Tim Cook, interim CEO of Apple, becoming the permanent CEO of Apple as Steve Jobs stepped aside.


Steve Jobs Is Not Dead


Last night Steve Jobs (who is listed as a co-inventor in an amazing <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/08/24/technology/steve-jobs-patents.html">313 patents</a>) announced he's stepping down as CEO of Apple and Tim Cook (who has already filled in as CEO when Jobs took a medical leave in 2009 and again earlier this year) is the new CEO.

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