Old ‘Fear Factor’ Host Will Host New ‘Fear Factor’

In early June, NBC announced that it was reviving “Fear Factor” a decade after the reality pioneer’s original debut, and now the network has announced that Joe Rogan will return as the show’s host, presumably because there are only so many drugs one can try between podcasts and UFC events.

“It doesn’t seem real,” Rogan tellsĀ TV Guide Magazine. “It seems like some sort of bizarro dream world. But I’m looking forward to it. The idea of sitting at home and watching someone else host it would have driven me crazy.”

NBC has ordered eight episodes of the rebornĀ Fear Factor, which producers say could be ready to air as soon as September [production begins in July –Ed.]. Fear Factor executive producer Matt Kunitz says he always planned to bring Rogan back. “We wouldn’t want to do this show without Joe,” Kunitz says. “This makes me 100 percent relieved. Part of the nostalgia of the show coming back is Joe Rogan. Joe is a guy’s guy, but women like him as well.”

Yes, women love Joe Rogan. Except the c*nty ones. But that’s their fault for being so c*nty. They’re probably not even sexy, so to hell with them.

“You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I’ve had a penis in my mouth.”