So, you might have heard that the minimalist civil war character drama Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! airs tonight on Syfy. Once again, gratuitous celebrity cameos will combine with fake-y looking CGI sharks to create pure awesomeness. Plus, sitting through Sharnado 2 is worth it just to hear pro wrestler Kurt Angle try and do a New York accent.
So, as we wait for the latest in what is probably going to be a long series of films, here are some gifs of people getting CGI murdered by flying sharks. The best ones, as determined by science. Shark science. You’re welcome, America.
Easily Digestible Cameos
Flaming Shark Rain of Doom And Other Horrors
That Guy From Beverly Hills 90210!
Remember, Fin didn’t just leap into a shark’s mouth, survive and cut his way out with the chainsaw. No. He did all that and then carried out Nova, who had been eaten moments before! And they said this movie was unrealistic
Early on in Sharknado 2, April’s hand was bitten off — while still holding on to a gun. Fin, of course, finds the gun and then proceeds to blast the bejesus out of some sharks, not even bothering to take it out of her dead, lifeless hand. Oh, and that was right after he did this:
So, yeah. I’m not expecting tonight to be very subtle.
