From her role as Leeloo in The Fifth Element, to kicking zombie ass in all six Resident Evil movies, Milla Jovovich has made her own unique mark in action movies over the past two decades. That being said, it was only a matter of time before Pippi Longstocking — my childhood crush (don’t judge) — received an upgrade of the superhero kind!
The above video from Funny or Die puts Clint Howard in the driver’s seat as he pitches the most amazing reboot ever: Pippy Longstalking: Crimson Justice. Joined by Kiki, her demolitions expert monkey best friend, and Assius — the man who can shoot lightning bolts from his turd cutter — the gang is out to save the world…from something.
With cameos by Fred Willard and Ed Begley Jr., I can’t really think of anything else to say but…make this movie, Hollywood! The world is ready!
(Via Funny or Die)
