Those who watched Sunday evening’s MTV VMAs know that Kanye West was not only seriously unimpressed with Macklemore’s performance, but he also took his time giving a speech for the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award. When all was said and done, Yeezus delivered an 11-minute sermon to a bemused crowd.
As Miley Cyrus put it, “Now we all know what happens to Kanye West when he smokes weed.” This wasn’t the most on-point joke, for we all know, the man can talk (whether or not weed is involved). Not only is Kanye impressed by the sound of his own voice, he took it upon himself to interrupt Taylor Swift’s Moonman speech in 2009. We all remember this moment like it was the birth of Yeezus.
For all of Swift’s subsequent beefing within the industry, she handled that moment like a pro. Kanye also fake-interrupted Beck at the 2015 Grammy ceremony. So, the moment was ripe for someone (anyone) to interrupt Kanye’s greatest moment (of all-time) on the VMAs stage. Sadly, that did not happen, but Twitter had great fun calling out West’s not-so-swift speech. Leading the charge was Justin Timberlake, and the rest of the audience soon followed.
Kanye is so cute, y'all.
— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) August 31, 2015
BRO
BRO
LISTEN TO THE KIDS pic.twitter.com/Q0Y8tdyNka
— Lindsay Zoladz (@lindsayzoladz) August 31, 2015
kayne, this isn't your therapist's couch bro
— brandon wenerd (@brandonwenerd) August 31, 2015
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/638179785714311168
But seriously, Kanye's concession speech when he loses the Democratic nomination to Katy Perry will be phenomenal
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) August 31, 2015
Jay Z at home right now avoiding Kanye's texts pic.twitter.com/tQwQ74zamB
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) August 31, 2015
I liked Kanye about 6 hours ago
— Daniel Seavey (@SeaveyDaniel) August 31, 2015
Kanye saying he's running for president in 2020 is the biggest plot twist since we found out Paolo was a lip syncer
— Lizzie McGuire (@ImLizzieM) August 31, 2015
And when Kanye is elected in 2020, he will appoint Taylor Swift Secretary of State.
— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) August 31, 2015
Yeah, Floyd Mayweather is probably the only dude on this planet that totally understood what Kanye was saying (trying to say)
— Heatdaddy (@heatdaddy69420) August 31, 2015
I hate myself cause I know that despite the potential destruction of our nation, I will undoubtedly vote for Kanye as president.
— brandon / jinx / big jinx (@brandonjinx) August 31, 2015
Who talked to Kanye at the grocery store about fresh juice? SHOW YOURSELF!
— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) August 31, 2015
https://twitter.com/robfee/status/638184911581548545
https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/638184169483423747