Jon Stewart’s retirement is already making everybody incredibly jealous, and now he’s added even more pig-petting to really rub salt in the wound about how incredible his post-Daily Show life is. The former Comedy Central stalwart has been living on a farm and animal sanctuary with his wife in an undisclosed location in New Jersey, AKA the dream retirement. He gets to frolic among the animals and the fresh air, which is definitely not something he got to do in Manhattan. Stewart has even rescued a rogue bull from New York City and kept it from the slaughterhouse.
Basically, he’s the best, and the latest video he posted just continues to prove that point. He did so for other no reason than that it’s an adorable video, and he wants to prove that he’s living everybody’s best life, Stewart put up a quick video of his – what we presume – daily routine of just hanging out with pigs and having a grand old time. It’s too bad his farm is in an undisclosed location, because otherwise half the population of Manhattan would be heading to New Jersey right now to pet some pigs. It really does sound like a dream. The real question is whether this video is better than the pigs and pumpkins footage he put up a few months back. One more video, and we can officially start a “Jon Stewart with pigs” power rankings.