You can do this, Josh. You can write about Kevin Smith, or as the ladies call him, “I don’t want to use your hockey jersey as a sleeping bag,” eating a 21,000 calorie sandwich called the Burly Beaver, made of bacon, hot dogs, fries, fried dough, cheese, pastrami, and gravy, on Epic Meal Time without gagging. Here goes, I am going to talk about Kevin Smith, who dresses down as Guy Fieri every Halloween, eating a 21,000 calorie sandwich called the Burly…
*pukes everywhere* Well, I tried.
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