If season five of Community can somehow be as entertaining as its offseason news is dramatic, we’re in store for the greatest season in television history. Today’s MOST IMPORTANT news comes from Vulture, whose Josef Adalian reports, “Donald Glover is still making noises about not wanting to return for the full fifth season, even with Harmon back in the fold, so he has more time to pursue his Childish Gambino career.” Glover is under contract, but until proven otherwise, I’m going to assume the unthinkable will always happen with Community. BREAKING NEWS: Donald Glover to be replaced by Roger Sterling in blackface, effective immediately. (Via)
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13 Screwball Film Industry Slang Terms — (Mental Floss)
Hey It’s Me! The D*ck Who Brought An iPad To The Concert! — (College Humor)
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