Paulina Gretzky is America, so it’s fitting that the Great One’s greatest one had a better Fourth of July than you. Someone named “jeremyc0hen,” who considers himself a “family man-hopeless romantic-dog lover” (flip two words in that description, and you’ve got “some convict named jeremyc0hen”), uploaded an Instagram Video of Gretzky and her friends celebrating our nation’s independence by wearing bikinis and jiggling boobs on a boat.
Also, they danced to Sisqó’s “Thong Song” because AMERICA F*CK YEAH.
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